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		Thursday April 17th xx
		Madonna Invades Big Gay Movie Night! Get ready for the ultimate Madonna tribute! Energy 92.7 and Landmark's Bridge Theatre are proud to present another "Big Gay Movie Night" at The Bridge (partial proceeds will benefit Project Open Hand). Join Fernando, Greg, and Peaches Christ for a night of festivities full of blonde ambition, all for only $7! A double-feature of the rarely screened Desperately Seeking Susan followed by Body of Evidence is the evening's centerpiece. Tonight's event is an official release party for the brand new Madonna album "Hard Candy" and includes album giveaways. The night will also feature live performance as drag artist Kimo performs her inspired Madonna Spectacular. Also screening is Peaches Christ's short film Spin the Bottle (a Truth or Dare parody). Bridge Theatre, 3010 Geary Blvd., Only $7, Tickets Available Here: Please note that purchasing your ticket for Desperately Seeking Susan is a ticket for the entire event!)

Saturday, March 8th & Saturday, March 15th
The Big Sleazy! Presented by Heklina & Peaches Christ Head on over to the Castro on both of these Saturday afternoons (4-7pm) and join hostesses Peaches Christ & Heklina at the Lookout Bar (formerly The Metro) for a really trashy New Orleans inspired drag show. “The Big Sleazy” will feature legendary Trannyshackers gearing up for their big southern adventure and first-ever Trannyshack New Orleans show! Look for performances by Renttecca, Precious Moments, Kiddie, Valentine, Metal Patricia, and more. Also, Jello Shots! Flashing for Mardi Gras Beads! Raffle Prizes! Voo-Doo Trannies! And get this- there is absolutely no cover to get in. The Lookout, 3600 16th St. @ Market, 4-7pm, 21+, No Cover!

		March 22nd – 23rd xx
		Trannyshack Reno! Bus Trip Hosted by Peaches Christ Find out what happens when San Francisco’s most flamboyant and irreverent drag personalities mount a Trannyshack show in the biggest little city in the world; Reno, Nevada. But wait! The show is merely the focal point, around which an entire adventure awaits. Peaches Christ is den mother on a round-trip bus phenomenon that has quickly become drag legend. Peaches and faithful co-captain Renttecca hostess the journey, complete with an on-board fashion show, drinking, McDonalds stop, and drinking. Return trip tradition dictates that prizes will be awarded for best drag, best “Easter”, and drunkest. And don’t forget about the big show on Saturday night with hostess Heklina featuring our travelin’ trannies, plus some genuine Reno talent. Round-trip bus fare, shared double room, and Tshack admission: $130. Tickets available at Retrofit Vintage Clothing (910 Valencia St.) or via email: peaches@peacheschrist.com

Tuesday, March 25th
Trannyshack’s Trash T.V. Night! With co-hostess Bea Dazzler Peaches’ personal costume designer and dear ghoul-friend Bea Dazzler takes a break from kicking real-girl ass at the roller-derby rink and makes a rare stage appearance as part of Trannyshack’s final show countdown. Yes, it’s true- Trannyshack ends its regular Tuesday run at the Stud this August. Heklina has asked Bea, along with Peaches and a virtual cavalcade of performers to re-mount this popular theme from year’s past. It’s all things T.V. (as in television). The Stud Bar, Harrison @ 9th St., $8, show at midnight http://www.trannyshack.com

		Saturday, April 5th xx
		Trannyshack New Orleans! Presented by Heklina & Peaches Christ Join us down south for the first-ever Trannyshack New Orleans! Get your ticket and book your rooms cuz this is going to be an unforgettable roadshow. Peaches Christ and Heklina are traveling all the way to the big easy to mount and hostess a gigantic Trannyshack show smack dab in the center of the historic French Quarter (at One Eyed Jack’s). The show will feature the best in SF drag-tainment including filthiest person alive Renttecca, art-damaged freak Kiddie, heavy metal super-hero Metal Patricia, show-tune loving chameleon Valentine, and porn-formance artist Precious Moments! Also, surprise local guests to be announced! Music by Dupuy! Only $8 cover! Drinking 24/7! One Eyed Jack’s, 615 Toulouse St., New Orleans, 10pm (show at midnight), $8 Heklina photograph by austin Young

cccSaturday, February 9th
Peaches & Friends At The Elbo Room! Join Peaches Christ for a fantastic night of musical entertainment at The Elbo Room! Peaches is Mistress of Ceremonies for a not-to-be-missed show starring Damon And The Heathens, The Zoopy Show, and a special set by macabre snob and Midnight Mass music director Vinsantos! This is going to be an unforgettable evening full of music and laughter. Peaches will be performing and emceeing throughout the night and really hopes to see loads of you there! Elbo Room, 647 Valencia St., 10pm, $10 http://www.elbo.com/Calendar.php

		Thursday,February14thxx
		Valentine's Day--Peaches emcees Good Vibrations’ Queen Of Hearts Ball! Join Good Vibrations for their greatest Valentine’s Day celebration ever! You are cordially invited to the Good Vibrations Queen of Hearts Ball featuring Dr. Carol Queen, the legendary Peaches Christ, DJ Party Ben (Bootie SF), the acrobatic circus stylings of members of Vau de Vire Society, a fashion show by Madame S Fashion, King Jay Walker, and more! Go-go dancers! Dildo jugglers! Trapeze Artists and more! Mighty, 119 Utah St., 8pm-2am, tickets available at Good Vibrations Stores & Online http://www.goodvibes.com

Tuesday, February 19th
Trannyshack 12 Year Anniversary Show! Don’t miss the 12th Annual Trannyshack Anniversary Show full of the past year’s best drag numbers (all hand picked by Heklina herself). Trannyshack is literally one dozen years old and tonight marks the final Annual Anniversary “best of” night. Peaches will be on-hand to remount one of her best numbers of the past twelve months. She’ll be joined onstage by a cavalcade of superstar tranny talent. Relive the magic once more while witnessing these cream-of-the-crop performances! Also, Heklina will most likely rim people for your entertainment. It’s her thing! Stud Bar, Harrison at 9th, show at midnight, $8 http://www.trannyshack.com

cccMonday, December 31
Trannyshack NEW YEAR’S EVE! Join Peaches Christ and Heklina as they host San Francisco’s trashiest, most glamorous New Year’s Eve party in town! Your hostesses with the mostesses invite you to join them for a gigantic complimentary champagne toast, ringing in 2008 with a touch of “class” and drunkenness. This all happens before the ladies assault your senses with a Trannyshack stage-show starring an all star line-up of drag superstars featuring Kiddie, Putanesca, Matthew Martin, Precious Moments, Holy McGrail, Fauxnique, Bebe Sweetbriar, Charisma Glitterati, Pollo Del Mar, and more! The Stud Bar, Harrison at 9th St., 9pm – 3am, $15 www.trannyshack.com

		Tuesday, January 8xxx
		Trannyshack’s Annual STAR SEARCH! Who will be the next big Miss Thing? Find out at Trannyshack’s Annual Star Search competition where virgin drag queens perform for a title that’s accidentally grown to become VERY important in the world of SF Drag. That’s right. it’s that time again! Witness over 15 contestants fiercely compete for the Miss Star Search crown and be there to say “I saw her first”. Heklina and Peaches Christ emcee this legendary battle of the trans with celebrity co-judges to be announced. The Stud Bar, Harrison at 9th St., 9pm – 3am, show at midnight, $8 www.trannyshack.com

Tuesday, January 15th
ABBA Tribute Night At Trannyshack! Fuck that Brodway show Mamma Mia (soon to become a movie starring Meryl Streep)! Come out and party with some hardcore ABBA fans when Peaches Christ fills in for Heklina as hostess of Trannyshack and presents an all-star ABBA tribute night. Also! This is drag fossil Timmy Spence’s Annual Birthday Show and this year is going to be chock full of “dancing queens” as well as Ms. Spence’s infamous offensive emceeing and humor. If the poster alone doesn’t offend you, just wait until you see the upcoming show! The Stud Bar, Harrison at 9th St., 9pm – 3am, show at midnight, $8 www.trannyshack.com

		Friday, October 26thxxx
		Vinsantos Presents Macabaret Tonight's show features a performance by Peaches Peaches performs at macabre snob Vinsantos' Macabaret on Friday, October 26th. "Set in the cabaret underbelly of a modern day Barbary Coast, Macaberet featuring Vinsantos and special guests, turns today's singer/songwriter genre on its edge with a sultry, dark, and carnivalesque meditation on love, angst, and hope." Special Guests include: Veronica Klaus, Kitten on the Keys, Fauxnique, The Flying Fox, Fauxpas, Jill Tracy, DJ Gimini, Kenne Annis, and of course Ms. Peaches Christ ... Voice Factory, 1519 Mission Street, 8pm, $17 in advance, $21 door http://www.alightawakeinside.com/

Wednesday, October 31
Midnight Mass & Trannyshack Present Halloween: A Party The Ultimate Halloween Party in all of San Francisco The Midnight Mass collective in association with the lovely ladies of Trannyshack proudly presents the biggest, best, most creative Halloween party in all of San Francisco! Avoid getting shot and killed in the Castro and head on over to the Cat Club for the party of the year, Halloween: A Party. Join your ghoul-friend hostesses Peaches Christ and Heklina for an outrageous drag show starring Syphillis Diller, Vinsantos, Holy McGrail, Fauxxx Pas, Renttecca, Holotta Tymes, Fauxnique, and more! Enter the costume contest judged by costume experts Bea Dazzler, Ric Ray, and Martiny! Dance to the tunes of Trannyshack DJ’s Adrian & Mysterious D as well as Midnight Mass’ very own Dupuy. Enjoy horrific visuals presented by Three and be dazzled by the laser lights and haunted props served up by light tech Michael Blythe. Please note, costumes practically required! Cat Club, 1190 Folsom St., Doors 9pm-3am, Show at Midnight, $12 in Costume, $20 not in costume

		Wednesday, October 31st
		Limited Edition Halloween T-shirt! The wicked new tee by Pinky Ring debuts this Halloween Be the first to purchase the evil new tee-shirt designed exclusively for Peaches Christ by the fantastic Pinky Ring. The image on the very front of the shirt features both Peaches Christ and Martiny in a beautiful fairy tale setting and is titled Won’t You Kiss These Cold Lips?. The shirts are hot off the press and will be available exclusively at Halloween: A Party. As if you didn’t have enough reason to attend the party of the season, now you can get a head start on your holiday shopping! All shirts $20, available at Halloween: A Party, Cat Club

Friday, November 2 and xxSaturday, November 3
Herschell Gordon Lewis In-Person! The Godfather of Gore comes to SF for an ultra-rare screening of The Wizard of Gore That's right, horror fans-- the godfather of gore himself, Herschell Gordon Lewis, creator of Blood Feast, 2,000 maniacs, She-devils on Wheels, The Wizard of Gore and more will be on-hand for the evening for an outstandingly rare screening. Peaches Christ’s alter-ego and horror filmmaker Joshua Grannell interviews the genre idol at both shows. Do not miss this remarkable chance to hear the master himself relate to you his experiences in filmmaking-- a career that many say constitutes the creation of the modern horror movie as we now know it! The one night of the Late Night Picture Show (besides all the others) that you cannot miss. Also, H.G. Lewis will appear at Amoeba Music on Saturday, November 3rd for an in-store signing at 2pm. Clay Theatre, Filmore at Clay, Show at Midnight, $9.75 http://www.landmarkafterdark.com

cccFriday, July 13th
Official Midnight Mass Pre-Party Presented by SF Bay Guardian, Amoeba Music, Kona Beer & Martiny Join flawed sidekick extraordinaire and official Midnight Mass booze bag Martiny for the first-ever Mass pre-party and season launch! The SF Bay Guardian, Amoeba Music, and Kona Beer bring you this two hour celebration of Ten Colossal Years including drink specials, music by Dupuy, and a "John Waters' Movie Character Costume Contest" . One Grand Prize Winner will be honored on-stage at Midnight Mass later that evening and receive a prize package including Amoeba Gift Certificates, PC Mercandise, Landmark Movie Passes, a Season Pass to Midnight Mass (good for you and a guest) and more! Martiny leads the Pre-Party Freak Parade as it marches to Mass at 11pm! Hukilau Bar (5 Masonic Ave, corner of Geary / Masonic), 9pm - 11pm, No Cover

		Saturday, July 14th xxx
		Get Snapped By Tura Satana! Faster Pussycat DVD Signing at Amoeba Music Tura Satana joins Peaches on-stage at the Midnight Mass Birthday Bash on Friday, July 13 th but the idol worship doesn't stop there! Come to Amoeba SF the following day as Tura Satana, super-vixen Varla from Russ Meyer's infamous Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! will be appearing live and in-person signing DVDs of the film with purchase. Ms. Satana will also have a limited amount of autographed T-shirts for sale at the in-store event for $35.00. Featuring the Mondo Trash sounds of the 60's presented by Dupuy! The first 50 people to pick up a copy of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! receive a Polaroid taken with Tura Satana, and priority placement in the signing line. Amoeba Music, 1855 Haight Street, 5pm, FREE and all ages

Tuesday July 17th
A night of Bad Habits at Trannyshack! Hosted by Heklina, Peaches Christ, & The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence join hellish forces with Heklina , Peaches Christ and the lovely ladies of Trannyshack for A Night of Bad Habits . The Public is encouraged to come dressed as your best or worst habit! Sisters will perform circumcisions, exorcisms, and perhaps a few show tunes (followed by more exorcisms, naturally) and will Promulgate Joyous High Mass with Heklina and Peaches on their respective glittery crosses! Don't deny yourself this opportunity for showing off your own best or worst habit, witness the worst habits of The Sisters, and get your "Get Out of Hell Free" passes validated! Stud Bar, 9th & Harrison, show at midnight, $8 cover, age 21+www.trannyshack.com

ooTuesday, January 30th
Trannyshack’s Depeche Mode Tribute Night! Join emcees Heklina and Renttecca for the first ever Trannyshack Depeche Mode Tribute night. Peaches and Martiny were personally invited by Heklina and Renttecca to re-create a favorite old number set to some classic Depeche Mode tunes. It doubles as not only a flawless drag lip-synch, but a public service announcement as well. Don’t miss it! Stud Bar, 9th & Harrison, show at midnight, $7 cover, age 21+ trannyshack.com

		Sunday, February 11thxx
		Pussy in Paradise! Peaches is unable to make it to the premiere of Trannyshack Hawaii this spring but she has agreed to host a night of tropical entertainment featuring the traveling tranny troupe instead. Say “bon voyage” to these sluts, win exotic raffle prizes, enjoy complimentary fierceness, and a drag show featuring the talents of Kiddie, Coco Canal, Hoku Mama, Holy McGrail, Landa Lakes, Artemis Chase, Renttecca, Pollo Del Mar, Raya Light, and more! Deco Lounge, 510 Larkin @ Turk, doors 6pm, show 7pm, $5-$10 http://www.decosf.com

cccSaturday, February 17th
Peaches & Heklina at the Castro Theatre! The 13th Annual International Bear Rendezvous proudly presents a night of “Midnight Madness” at the Castro Theatre preceding a special screening of Young Frankenstein. Emcees Peaches Christ and Heklina will be providing the pre-show entertainment and performances. Join over 1,000 screaming bears for a night out at the movies! Castro Theatre, 429 Castro Street, Midnight, $15 (pre-purchase $10) http://www.bosf.org/bearrendezvous/index.htm

		Wednesday, February 21stxxx
		Peaches hosts the Pill Awards in NYC! Attention New Yorkers! Peaches will be in New York City hosting the 2007 PILL Awards (the best of ADD-TV). Peaches will be emceeing this fiercely underground award show featuring performances by Cazwell, Zhana, Michael M, Kevin Cahoon, Ghetto Cowboy and a special guest star performance by THE ONES! Presenters include Amanda Lepore, Sweetie, Ari Gold, Bianca Del Rio, Houston Bernard, and more. Splash, 50 W 17 St. NYC, 8-10pm www.add-tv.com

Wednesday, February 21st
Peaches in NYC performing at Cornhole County! Peaches takes Manhattan with downtown’s dynamic duo Sweetie and Daniel Nardicio who will bring you their down home, down and dirty, un-apologetic weekly tribute to COUNTRY MUSIC! Featuring classic country, Bluegrass, Cajun, Southern Rock and Rock-a-billy. Tonight's the after-party for the PILL Awards with guest performer Peaches Christ. Redneck Go Go and a heapin' helpin' of southern decadence and hospitality. Music by the Buttercup Lounge Jukebox. OTTO's Shrunken Head (538 E14th), doors 10pm, Midnight Show, $5. www.dlist.com/corncounty

		Thursday, February 22ndxx
		Peaches in NYC appearing at Unisex Salon! Peaches Christ will serve as celebrity judge for the Unisex Salon’s Gong Show hosted by Murray Hill. The Unisex Salon features an ecclectic array of performance, art and music that echoes legendary NYC clubs and parties like Squeezebox, The MUDD Club, Jackie 60. HX magazine says- “James Coppola and Earl Dax have clearly outdone themselves with their new party, Unisex Salon- Thursdays at Delancey. A veritable Shortbus scene inviting hipster twinks, boyish lesbians, gender blenders, and the occasional trannie, this affair welcomes one, welcomes all.” and now they welcome... Peaches Christ! The Delancey Lounge, 168 Delancey between Clinton and Attorney, 10pm to 4am, $10 (or $5 w/ RSVP) http://www.myspace.com/unisexxxsalon

cccFriday, February 23rd
Peaches goes LIVE on D-List Radio NYC! Daniel Nardicio's raunchy radio show is brought to you live from NYC’s newest performance space- the Rapture Cafe. Tonight’s show features a live performance and interview with SF’s very own Peaches Christ, as well as columnist Michael Musto, riotous comedienne Chelsea Peretti, musical wunderkind Julian Fleischer, The World Famous BOB, and Matthew Phillip. Get advice from Robbyne the Advice Diva plus go-go stud Christof- with CD giveaways all night! Come by and listen live or tune in on Saturday from 8-10pm at www.eastvillageradio.com. Rapture Café & Books, 200 Avenue A (between 12 & 13 Streets), 8-10pm peaches on east village radio

ooFriday, March 2nd
Peaches in Phoenix! The Tran-ilogy of Terror & More. Peaches will be appearing at a screening of her short film retrospective in Phoenix, Arizona as part of the Genderfuct Film Festival. Ms. Christ will be sharing tales from the underground and behind-the-scenes stories while projecting her complete Tran-ilogy of Terror (Season of the Troll, A Nightmare On Castro Street, & Whatever Happened to Peaches Christ?). Additionally, she’ll screen her short gore comedy Grindhouse and do a post-show audience Q&A. for more details, click here: http://www.myspace.com/genderfuctfilmfestival

		Saturday, March 3rdxx
		Peaches Emcees Roller-Derby! Bay Area Derby Girls’ Season Opener. Peaches is super excited (and a little bit nervous) to be emceeing the Bay Are Derby Girl’s ROLLER-DERBY opening bout between the San Francisco Shevil Dead vs. the Richmond Wrecking Belles. Do not miss this! “Part sport, part spectacle, and just a touch burlesque, the B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls (B.A.D. Girls) are an all-female, rock'n'roll, full-contact roller derby league.” Dry Ice, 210 Hegenberger Loop, Oakland, 9:30pm, $12 bayareaderbygirls.com

ooSaturday, November 11th
Midnight Mass presents the Vegas In Space Reunion! Saturday, November 11th Midnight Mass presents the Vegas In Space Reunion! Midnight Mass at the Clay happens one night only and promises to be a very special evening-- Vegas in Space is rarely screened anywhere, was shot right here in San Francisco, and stars many ground-breaking local drag luminaries. This special event celebrates the film’s 15th Anniversary and will feature an on-stage interview with director Phillip R. Ford and Miss X! There will be live musical performances throughout the show and very special reunion appearances by Timmy Spence, Ramona Fischer, Ginger Quest, Katie Guthorn, Connie Champagne, and… Arturo Galster appearing as Doris Fish! This will be a night to remember. Do not miss it! Clay Theatre, Filmore at Clay, show at Midnight, $12 www.landmarkafterdark.com www.peacheschrist.com/midnightmass.html

		Thursday, November 2nd00
		Peaches hosts Revival Bingo! Peaches is thrilled that the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence have invited her back to hostess a night of Revival Bingo! This newest bingo event signifies the return of the Castro's longest running bingo night. Peaches hosted this event a few years ago and had a total blast. Bingo people are crazy! The money goes to various charities which makes for an excellent excuse to gamble. Ellard Hall, 100 Diamond St. at 18th, $15/card, $20 / 2 cards www.revivalbingo.com

ooTuesday, October 31st
Halloween at Trannyshack! You go ghoul! Peaches is super excited to be joining Heklina as co-hostess for what promises to be the best Halloween party in town! All Hallows Eve falls on a Tuesday this year and the upcoming Trannyshack Halloween Show is going to be THE place to be on Halloween night in San Francisco. Avoid the human garbage that annually flock to the Castro. Dress up and head to the 'Shack! The evening's festivities will feature a show so scary you won't forget it... no matter how hard you try. The show's line-up promises to feature Peaches & Heklina's favoritest ghoul-friends. It's going to be wiccan fierce! Get it ghoul! Get it! Stud Bar, 9th & Harrison, show at midnight, $7 cover, age 21+ www.trannyshack.com

		Saturday, October 28th
		Joshua Grannell Interviews the monster Squad! Andre Gower, "Sean" of infamous 80's monster Movie "The Monster Squad," will be appearing prior to the movie at the Clay Saturday October 28 as part of the Late Night Picture Show (which Peaches Christ co-programs!). Ryan “Rudy, the cool kid” Lambert (now the singer for San Francisco’s own indie rock act, Elephone) and Ashley “Phoebe, the hero’s little sister” Bank will be appearing along side Andre Gower "Sean, the leader" to deliver the full scoop on the film, its cult following and the wolfman’s nards. But wait, there’s more! Peaches Christ herself will don her best boy drag and conduct the interview with these stars as her alter ego, Joshua Grannell! This is a night not to be missed as Picture show audiences rediscover one of the best kid monster movies ever made—rarely screened and still not available on DVD. Landmark’s Clay Theatre, 2261 Fillmore street, SF, Midnight, $9.75 landmarkafterdark.com

ooFriday, October 27th
Peaches hosts the Amoeba Halloween Costume Contest! Amoeba Music's "Horror"ible Costume Contest is one of the cities best competitions with a prize package to die for. Peaches will be on-hand to emcee this year's contest and would like to encourage her fabulously creative fans to come out and show off their costumes. Also, Amoeba Music now proudly sells the Peaches Christ Short Film Collection on DVD and customers that purchase the DVD at the Costume Contest will receive a complimentary Idol Worship CD & Poster. Peaches will be autographing DVD's and Posters immediately following the contest. Have her sign it! Amoeba Music, 1855 Haight Street, 7:30pm, FREE & all ages, (415) 831-1200 amoebamusic.com

		Saturday, October 21st
		Midnight Mass Seattle Returns! Tura Satana Live and In-Person! Peaches Christ returns to Seattle for an unforgettable Midnight Mass spectacular. Tura Satana herself makes her Seattle debut when she joins Peaches on-stage for a one night only screening of the Russ Meyer classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Join Peaches at the Church of Satana where she promises to conduct a most revealing on-stage interview with the one and only Tura Satana followed by audience Q&A and a post-show autograph signing in the lobby of the theatre. Limited tickets are also available for a cocktail reception preceding the show where you can meet Tura in-person, receive a personalized autograph, and be treated to priority event seating at the show! Landmark’s Egyptian Theatre, Capitol Hill, Midnight, $10 www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/index.html For the Cocktail Reception ticket information and event details: www.seattlequeerfilm.com

		Wednesday, October 11th to000 Sunday, October 15th000
		Peaches Christ in Switzerland! Peaches is heading all the way to Switzerland for the Lausanne Underground Film Festival. The festival has programmed two retrospectives of Peaches' short films. She will be emceeing the shows (in English), sharing stories from the drag underground. Ms. Christ was also invited to be the American juror as part of the festival's film competition. Peaches is thrilled to announce that she is "officially fancy." www.luff.ch

ooThursday, October 5th
FREE Scissor Sisters Screening! Get your FREE invite to a screening of the Scissor Sisters' now legendary Trafalgar Square Concert celebrating the release of their brand new album Ta-Dah! Peaches will be introducing the concert video and promises an on-stage opportunity for Scissor Sisters fans to show off their adoration. Pick up your FREE invite at the Bridge Theatre (while supplies last) or join the Peaches Christ Fan Club to receive further notices about how to get on the FREE Pass List. Did we mention it's FREE!?! Bridge Theatre, 3010 Geary Blvd (at Blake), 415-751-3213 7pm, FREE

ooSunday, October 1st
Peaches Christ Booth at Sugar Valley! Stop on by the "Peaches Christ Booth" at the Castro Street Fair's Sugar Valley, where you'll find a cavalcade of Bay Area artists, performers, and musicians. Peaches will be on-hand throughout the day to offer Halloween costuming advice, sign autographs, and pose for photos. Also, cast your official vote for an upcoming Midnight Mass show in the official ballot box! Of course, loads of Peaches merchandise will be available for purchase. Also, don't miss Peaches hosting the Castro Street Fair main-stage from 3-4:30pm. Sugar Valley, 18th Street (between Hartford and Noe), 11am-6pm, FREE! www.sugarvalley.org

		Thursday, July 27th
		MINK STOLE & PC at the CafÈ Du Nord Do not miss this rare night of music compliments of Mink Stole, Kristian Hoffman, and Peaches Christ. The fantastically fierce Mink Stole headlines an intimate set-of music in a romantic, underground cabaret setting. This is a "one-night-only" happening. Peaches is thrilled to be joining Ms. Stole for a night of music, stories, and libations. Do not wait to buy tickets for this! Tickets are now on sale ($10 advance, $12 door) and can be purchased by calling the Du Nord Box Office 415-861-5016 or visiting http://www.ticketweb.com. CafÈ Du Nord (2170) Market Street, doors 8pm, show 9pm cafedunord.com

ooSunday, July 30
Peaches Emcees the Dresden Dolls Film Festival! “Fuck the Back Row!” at the Bridge Theatre Peaches is extra excited to emcee this night of short films and Dadaist Vaudeville with Amanda Palmer of The Dresden Dolls. Amanda Palmer is one half of the Punk Cabaret sensation The Dresden Dolls and she will be hitting the road this summer with a typically ambitious experiment: Celluloid vaudeville! A program of short films selected from submissions by the bands feverishly creative fan base and artistic community will be peppered with thought provoking vaudeville antics in cities across America this summer. Peaches is thrilled to be your hostess for the event which concludes with Amanda Palmer herself capping off the night in typical piano-destroying fashion, singing songs culled from popular and not-so-popular film soundtracks. Don’t miss this one night only event! Bridge Theatre, 3010 Geary Blvd, $12, ticket info coming soon http://www.dresdendolls.com

		Friday, June 16th0 )
		Spin the Bottle at the Frameline Film Festival Still haven’t seen Spin the Bottle?!? We “dare” you not to miss this behind-the-scenes drag-umentary chronicling the life of a deranged diva. Spin the Bottle follows Peaches Christ and her bear-back up dancers on tour as they promote her single song. Please note. *Peaches has been increasingly worried that the film paints an unflattering picture of her. She is threatening that this performance will be the film’s final public screening in SF! See it while you still can. Written by Joshua Grannell. Directed by Scott Boswell. Spin the Bottle plays alongside El Presidente at the Roxie Cinema (16th & Valencia), $10, 10:30pm check the lineup out here

ooFriday, June 23rd
Peaches Christ’s Short Film Collection DVD Release Party! Charlie Horse Former Miss Trannyshack Anna Conda and art-damaged goth-thing Kiddie have generously offered to host Peaches Christ’s Short Film Collection DVD Release Party at their weekly free-for-all “Charlie Horse” held at the Cinch Saloon. Join cast members, fans, and a whole bunch of drinking crazies for a pride weekend kick-off celebrating the release of this long-awaited DVD. The Peaches Christ Short Film Collection DVD includes Season of the Troll, A Nightmare On Castro Street, Whatever Happened To Peaches Christ?, Grindhouse, and special bonus feature- the “cheese blackout” episode of Canned Peaches. Cinch Saloon, 1723 Polk Street, 11pm-2am, FREE! http://www.thecinch.com

		Sunday, June 25th000
		Midnight Mass Booth at Gay Pride Celebration Visit Peaches and friends at the official Midnight Mass booth somewhere in the civic center. Pick up your fierce Gore Couture merchandise including the brand new Peaches Christ Short Film Collection on DVD, PC tee-shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, bracelets, Peaches Christ votive candles, and more! Peaches will be visiting the booth throughout the day for autograph signing and photos. Gore Couture Booth, Civic Center, better location info coming soon Sunday, June 25th Peaches Christ & Elvira ride together in the Pride Parade

ooSunday, June 25th
Share the Glamour... Donate and Shop! Get a sneak peek at Peaches and Elvira, together at last. This is an advance chance to see the dynamic duo before the grand opening of midnight mass later that week. The two dark divas will be driven through the parade in a fancy convertible as part of the Out Of The Closet thrift store contingent. Out Of The Closet's parade theme is "Share the Glamour... Donate and shop" and as always, store profits go to benefit the AIDS Healthcare Foundation. Market street Parade Route, Out of the Closet Contingent

		Friday, July 7 & Saturday, July 8
		Strangers With Candy vs. Midnight Mass DOUBLE FEATURE! The exclusive SF engagement of Strangers With Candy begins its run at the Bridge Theatre alongside the Midnight Mass Beyond the Valley of the Dolls Reunion show. Enter the Jerri Blank Look-A-Like Contests hosted by local legend and gender chameleon Valentine as Jerri Blank. A joyously tasteless fashion show starring you as Jerri Blank will precede the 9:35pm shows on both Friday and Saturday night. Simply come dressed as a boozer, a user, and a loser! The Grand Prize Package includes the brand new Strangers With Candy (The Complete Series) DVD Box Set, the Peaches Christ Short Film Collection DVD, $100 worth of Landmark Theatre Movie Passes &10 Free Video Rentals courtesy of Le Video! Make it a Bridge Theatre double feature! See Strangers With Candy at 9:35 pm on Friday or Saturday night followed by Peaches Christ's Midnight Mass presentation of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (separate admission). Present both tickets at the theatre box office for a FREE Strangers With Candy mini-poster and FREE CD-single of Peaches Christ's smash hit "Idol Worship." Bridge Theatre, 3010 Geary Blvd (at Blake Street) 415-751 3213 buy friday tickets Buy Saturday Tickets

		Monday, July 100 )
		Spin the Bottle at Outfest Los Angeles Peaches Christ’s behind-the-scenes drag-umentary documenting the life of a deranged diva has yet to be seen publicly in beautiful Los Angeles. Spin the Bottle follows Peaches Christ and her bear-back up dancers on tour as they promote her single song. Even though Peaches is threatening to stop screening the film in other markets due to “image issues” and “damage control”, Peaches feels that her negative portrayal may actually be seen as a positive portrayal in the City of Angels. She encourages all of its residents to attend this screening! Village at Ed Gould Plaza, 1125 North McCadden Place, 9:30 pm, $12 http://www.outfest.org

		Saturday, February 25th0 )
		Midnight Mass East Bay presents Peaches’ Playhouse! A very special encore presentation of the 2005 Midnight Mass hit Peaches’ Playhouse will be performed before a screening of the Tim Burton masterpiece “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure” at the first ever East Bay Midnight Mass! This pre-show inspired a standing ovation last summer and stars a gigantic cast exploding with talent including Peaches Christ, Putanesca, Precious Moments, Cookie Dough, Rusty Hips, Landa Lakes, Bea Dazzler, Coco Canal, Gassandra, Sammy Sharkey, Evan Bee, Kemme Fatale, and more. Help teach Peaches about tolerance and diversity, scream for the word of the day, and dress as your favorite playhouse character. One night only! Landmark’s Act One & Two Theatre, 2128 Center St @ Shattuck, Midnight, $10 Advance tickets available on the midnight mass page!

ooTuesday, February 21st
Trannyshack Ten Year Anniversary Show! It doesn’t seem possible considering how good these ladies look but Heklina, Puta, Peaches, and company will be celebrating the official Ten Year Anniversary of Trannyshack tonight. The show will feature returning luminaries Squeaky Blonde, The Steve Lady, and Ms. Ana Matronic (Scissor Sisters). Peaches toasts girlfriend Heklina at Midnight! Trannyshack, Stud Bar (Harrison at 9th St.), $10, show at midnight www.trannyshack.com

		Tuesday, March 28th000
		Trannyshack’s Trash TV Night While Heklina debuts Trannyshack in London and tours the world with the Trannyshack documentary, Peaches runs the Trannyshack show here in SF. Peaches adores the power that comes with running a successful nightclub. Look at her wrong and get 86’d! Tonight’s theme is Trash TV with co-hostess Foxy Cotton. Peaches is such a movie snob, she’d like to point out that “Trash TV” is redundant. Trannyshack, Stud Bar (Harrison at 9th St.), $7, show at midnight www.trannyshack.com

ooTuesday, April 4th
Kooler Than Jesus! Confessions of a Christ. Trannyshack proudly presents Peaches Christ’s Kooler Than Jesus (Confessions of a Christ) performance spectacular. One night only! The long awaited drag sequel to Peaches’ legendary Passion of the Christ show. Another evening of gore-filled sacrilege courtesy of the bible. Theatrically blasphemous interpretations of the scripture will cause you to change your religion. An all-star line-up testifies. Audience members publicly confess their sins. All shall become disciples of Christ and... Hail Mary! Trannyshack, Stud Bar (Harrison at 9th St.), $7, show at midnight www.trannyshack.com

		Saturday, April 15th0 )
		Get on the Bus! Trannyshack Reno Easter Weekends signals the return of Christ! To Reno. Peaches is your den mother on the annual Trannyshack Reno Bus Odyssey. This year, your package includes round-trip luxury bus tour from SF to Reno including drinking, on-board fashion show, lip-synch roulette, Auburn McDonalds stop, drinking, return-trip awards ceremony, and more. It also includes your single night accommodation at the Sands Regency Hotel Casino and admission into the Trannyshack Show (Ten99 Club). Start planning your outfits because it’s a full weekend of glamour, gambling, and all you can eat buffets ($4.99). Full Bus Package is $125, ticket information coming soon!

ooFriday, April 28th cc& Saturday, April 29th
Midnight Mass NYC! SHOWGIRLS Finally! Peaches makes her big NYC debut this spring when Midnight Mass premieres at Landmark’s Sunshine Cinema. Peaches kicks off her two week Big Apple mini-series with the Mass Classic Showgirls. The legendary pre-show will include a Goddess inspired spectacular, as well as the performing talents of Heklina, Metal Patricia, Bea Dazzler, and the return of Troll Girl! Come dressed as your favorite Showgirl. As always, free lap-dances with every large corn. Landmark’s Sunshine Cinema, 143 East Houston St. on the Lower East Side, $10.75, online tickets coming soon

		Friday, May 5th aaaa& Saturday, May 6th
		Midnight Mass NYC! SING-ALONG TRUTH OR DARE Attention Madonna fans! Sing-Along Truth or Dare promises to re-inspire New York City’s long lost blonde ambition. This show has played in SF and Seattle to sell-out crowds of people obsessed with the film, the music, and the legend herself. Peaches will also be presenting the NY debut of her newest film, Spin the Bottle. View the revealing Midnight Mass drag-umentary about the behind-the-scenes life of a deranged diva. Also, come dressed to impress as your favorite Madonna! As always, lyrics will be projected for optimal performance! No lip-synching please. Singing is required. Landmark’s Sunshine Cinema, 143 East Houston St. on the Lower East Side, $10.75, online tickets coming soon

		Tuesday, January 10th000
		Peaches & Timmy Spence back at Trannyshack! Birthday girl Peaches Christ joins Birthday girl Timmy Spence (Grindhouse co-star and living legend) for a night of co-hostessing while Heklina is out of town rimming. Timmy has named the show “Thanks for the Mammaries” and nobody is quite sure what that means. Come and find out! Anything goes as Timmy thanks all the friends he’s known and loved. Interpretations of an ambiguous theme often make for the best shows. Bring Timmy and Peaches presents. WARNING! Timmy Spence will at some point offend the entire audience. Trannyshack, Stud Bar (Harrison at 9th St.), $7, show at midnight Www.trannyshack.com

ooSaturday, January 28th
Peaches Christ hostesses Pop Roxx! All of Peaches’ favorite musical styles are represented at this big ass nightclub event; goth, electro, indie, new wave, mod, bastard pop, and more! Peaches co-hosts the evening’s festivities with Michael Sparkle and proudly presents a live musical performance by the band Boyskout at midnight. Peaches will also be performing her appropriately gothy pop single Idol Worship at 11pm so don’t be late, the grindhouse awaits! Pop Roxx, DNA Lounge, 375 Eleventh St, join their mailing list to get in free before 11pm http://www.poproxxsf.com

		Tuesday, December 27th000
		Star Search at Trannyshack! Peaches joins Heklina at Trannyshack for a citywide talent search. Help us discover San Francisco’s next big (miss) thing and tranny superstar for 2006. Tonight’s show features a line-up of brand new queens making their Trannyshack debut. Contestants will be judged by a panel of celebrity trannies TBA. Be able to say “I saw her first”. Past Star Search contestants have included current drag superstars Metal Patricia and Landa Lakes! Trannyshack, Stud Bar (Harrison at 9th St.), $7, show at midnight www.heklina.com

ooFriday, December 30th
Peaches Christ on AMC show “Movies That Shook the World” Tune into AMC’s original series “Movies That Shook the World” for a special look at the impact of Pink Flamingos. This AMC weekly documentary series is narrated by Jeff Goldblum and celebrates film that triggers strong emotions. Peaches was interviewed for the show and apparently made the final cut! It airs internationally on AMC TV. Tune in! AMC Television, 10pm, December 30

		SF Weekly 20050 )
		And the “Best of SF” award for Best Midnight Movie Screenings goes to... Midnight Mass! Midnight movie screenings are a great place to catch films that were either panned by critics or ignored by audiences (such as The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Donnie Darko, respectively) on their first releases. With their long-running summer series "Midnight Mass," "Trannyshack" regular Peaches Christ and her sidekick, Martiny, have taken the late-night cult flick presentation and turned it into performance art. Held (usually) at the Bridge Theatre, this annual festival, which starts July 1 this year, draws a heavy (and heavily inebriated) crowd. People swarm to "Mass" not only to watch their favorite camp classics on the big screen -- Evil Dead 2, Purple Rain, Mommie Dearest, The Bad Seed -- but also because of the production that prefaces each screening. Peaches and Martiny's far-fetched and hilarious pre-show can involve anything from lip-syncing to lap dances. Like any holy Mass, "MM" has many devoted followers, so get your tickets early. -SF Weekly, May 11 2005 http://www.sfweekly.com/bestof/2005/bestarts/bestarts24.html

		Thursday, October 20th000
		Seattle presents Peaches’ Film Retrospective The Seattle Lesbian & Gay Film Festival honors Peaches with a retrospective of her short films, featuring Season of the Troll, A Nightmare On Castro Street, Whatever Happened to Peaches Christ?, and Grindhouse. Peaches will be appearing at Seattle’s beautiful Harvard Exit Theatre to introduce the films and share tales from the underground including behind-the-scenes gossip, bloopers, & audience Q&A. Landmark’s Harvard Exit Theatre, Seattle www.seattlequeerfilm.com

ooSaturday, October 22nd
Midnight Mass Seattle Returns! Peaches returns to Seattle this fall with another evening of sing-along insanity! Peaches promises to re-inspire Capitol Hill’s long lost blond ambition when she hits the Egyptian Theatre with, get this, Sing-Along Truth or Dare! Tonight’s pre-show features the Seattle premiere of Peaches’ drag-umentary film Spin the Bottle. View the Midnight Mass behind-the-scenes life of a deranged diva. Also, come dressed to impress as your favorite Madonna! Peaches will be calling up members of the audience to participate in a Madonna Look-a-Like Contest and lip-synch war. Landmark’s Egyptian Theatre, Seattle, $10, midnight Check back here at peacheschrist.com for more details!

		Saturday, October 29th 0 )
		Cookie Dough presents Peaches Christ’s Hell House! The Monster Show with Cookie Dough proudly presents Peaches Christ’s Hell House! You have a decision to make. Gore or God? Join gore-friends Cookie Dough and Peaches Christ at the Only Halloween Drag Show in the Castro this year. Cookie has graciously invited Peaches to do a one-night only horror show and Peaches is thrilled to invite YOU to Hell House. The Gods of Gore line-up features SF’s best horror drag and scream queens! Creepy couture strongly encouraged. Come Christian! Harveys, 18th & Castro www.creepycarrie.com

ooSunday, October 30th

Supperclub presents an evening with Peaches Christ

Restaurant, performance space and lounge Supperclub will be playing host to Peaches' 'Tranilogy of terror' film retrospective on October 30th!
Enjoy a gourmet five-course meal as Peaches appears onstage to introduce the shorts and sharestories about the making of the films, scandalous on-set gossip, and more tales from the underground.
$60 dinner cover. 657 Harrison, between 2nd and 3rd
for reservations, call 415 348 0900 or visit Supperclub.com