When a novelist (BenDeLaCreme) loses her man (Major Scales) to a Drag Race star (Jinkx Monsoon) and former friend, she winds up in a psychiatric hospital. Years later, she returns home to confront the now-married couple, looking radiant. Her ex-husband’s new wife wants to know her secret, and discovers that she has been taking a mysterious drug she got from a witch (Peaches Christ) which grants eternal life to the person who drinks it. The actress follows suit, but discovers that immortality has a price.
